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Savory
all crepes come w/ romaine lettuce and diced tomatoes
CHICKEN - $12 STEAK $14 BOTH - $15
OVER THE WALL QUESADILLA - Melted Gouda Cheese, grilled onions, your choice of vegetarian or protein, hot pressed In a crispy crepe. Served on a bed of romaine lettuce and diced tomatoes w/ a side of Guacamole, Salsa and Sour Cream and served.
THE DONALD JR . - Served w/ Russian Dressing, cheddar, avocado, bacon and grilled onions
THE TERIYAKI TARIFF - Served with Gouda cheese, Teriyaki Glaze and grilled onions
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CUSTOMIZE
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YOUR FIRED!
Extra Spicy w/ Cholula & Buffalo Sauce $2
IVANKA
Seared in Butter $2
MATERIALS (ADD-ONS)
BACON $2
HAM $2
PEPPERONI $2
SAUTEED MUSHROOMS $2
MARINATED ARTICHOKE $2
DICED TOMATO $2
SAUTEED SPINACH $2
BIG, HUGE, BIG!
XTRA MEAT $3.00
XTRA CHEESE $1.75
XTRA GUAC $1.25
XTRA SOUR CREAM $1.25
XTRA SALSA $1.25
DESSERTS
all desserts come w/ powdered sugar and vanilla ice cream
THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE - Birthday cake batter mix, pound cake, sliced strawberries, nutella, topped w/ rainbow sprinkles . $16
THE CRUMB TOWER - Crumb cake, topped w/ Apple pie filling, Dulce De Leche, sliced almonds, a hint of cinnamon, powdered sugar and vanilla ice cream. $15
THE NY TIMES - NY Cheesecake, sliced strawberries, crushed oreos, Nutella Batter Mix and topped w/ nutella. $16
THE STORMY DANIEL - blonde chocolate chip pecan brownie, sliced bananas topped with a hint of cinnamon, Dulce De Leche & Caramel sauces. $15
THE BUILDING CONTRACT
design your own Nutella Crepe w/ powdered sugar and vanilla ice cream $7
Extra sauces $1
Dark Chocolate
Caramel
Dulce De Leche
Extra Nutella
UPGRADES
Nutella Batter Mix $3
Birthday cake mix $4
Rainbow Sprinkles $2
Bananas $2
Strawberries $4
Almonds. $2.5
Apple pie filling $2
Ny cheesecake $3
Blond Brownie $3.5
Crumb Cake $3.5
Pound Cake $3.5